They're Watching Me

This morning while I was in the shower dancing, business as usual, I noticed I was being watched.

By my shower curtain.

WAIT. Wait. Hang in there with me - I promise I am not crazy. Perhaps a little...

Let me just show you.

Do you see it? Let me help.

See where I'm pointing? Imagine that's a pair of eyes, and a super long tongue coming out of it's mouth.

NOW do you see? Perhaps not. Maybe this is like picking out shapes in clouds, where we all learn a little about how weird people are based on what they see.

Either way, I now feel like I'm showering with a weird audience. I should work on my dancing skills.